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Number 913, March 12, 2017

There is a simple way for the Dems to stop
complaining about the Russians. All the
Russians have to do is go back to Communism

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TOP KEK: The Best of the Internet, 05-11 March 2017
by Giovanni Martelli
Twitter: @GioforPeace (several keks a day) @99luftballons (free-speech platform)

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Hello, friends, and welcome again to Top Kek, your one-stop shop for the best (and stupidest) of the internet this week! Between the Obamagate scandal—still developing—and Vault 7, we've got a lot to talk about. Let's get to it!
Buzzfeed: Nigel Farage Just Visited the Ecuadorian Embassy in London
On Thursday, former UKIP leader and resident thorn in the side of the British establishment Nigel Farage paid a visit to the building which houses the Ecuadorian Embassy in west London. When approached by Buzzfeed for comment, Farage said he couldn’t remember what he had been doing in the building. Can’t Barrage the Farage!
RobinHoodUKIP—Nigel Farage says Take Donald Trump Seriously on Obama Hacking Him
In the wake of his purported visit to Julian Assange, Farage states that he is frustrated with British PM Theresa May for her initial reluctance to trigger Article 50 and commence a hard Brexit; he also states that he believes President Trump has evidence of spying and prying by the previous administration.
Styxhexenhammer666—Dedicated Video on My Opinion of Nuclear Energy
Styx sums up his thoughts on nuclear energy, and makes an awful lot of sense.
Sargon of Akkad—Year Zero: The First #Vault7 Leak
On Tuesday, WikiLeaks released approximately 1% of its Vault 7 documents, and with it came a set of unnerving revelations. Sargon’s excellent summary can be found here.
Stefan Molyneux—What Pisses Me Off About WikiLeaks Vault 7 Release
In a remarkably short-winded video, Stefan Molyneux gives his thoughts on the Vault 7/CIA revelations. “Is there anyone you would trust with this power?”
H Drone—HWNDU Flag Comes Down
Weepy #resistance schmuck Shia LaBeouf’s embattled livestream returned on Wednesday, after two prior shutdowns (in NY and NM); this time, it returned in an unknown location, and showed a custom white flag emblazoned with the slogan “He Will Not Divide Us.” In a matter of hours, anons on 8chan’s /pol/ board tracked it down, and early Friday morning, Shia’s white flag of surrender was replaced by a MAGA hat and a blue T-shirt.
HWNDU Flag: The Hunt, Capture, and Aftermath
More on 8chan’s “capture the flag” sting operation.
RT: The Resident—Only 11.45% of LA, home of The Resistance, voted this week
LA—land of #StayOutraged, of #Resist, and of #NotMyPresident—has a serious problem. It appears that the registered voters, despondent though they may be, haven’t the wherewithal to take their activism to the polls, instead of the streets.
PewDiePie—The Hitler Simulator (ad)
Felix Kjellberg, aka PewDiePie, returns to gaming videos in the wake of the Wall Street Journal’s attempt to ruin his career—and, freshly red-pilled, he is more irreverent and politically incorrect than ever.
Voice of Europe: Marine Le Pen enters the stage at a rally
French presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen (called far right, despite her socialist leanings, simply for her stance on immigration) takes the stage to speak to her enthusiastic—and massive—crowd. She is currently polling at 44% in a possible runoff, but the French press (in keeping with the foolish standards set by the British and American journalistic establishment) has worked hard to marginalize her supporters and downplay her popularity. Where have we heard that one before?
Fox News—Actors Swapped Trump, Clinton Genders in Mock Debate
This story gained traction this week, despite the performances having taken place in late January. Two NYU professors were curious: would Hillary Clinton have stood a better chance against Donald Trump if their genders had been reversed? (Spoiler alert: the male Hillary is every bit as awful as the female one.)

Yes, folks, we learned a lot this week—but the news broke quietly on Tuesday that the CIA has its very own Memetics division. It can be safely said that we didn’t really notice, and it’s no wonder they lost in the end. CIA normies have no power here—and as such, here are a few choice images from this week that showcase the power of Kek, of /pol/, and of the kind of weaponized autism which shut the failed Clinton dynasty out of the White House in 2016.
CNN’s Jake Tapper to The Hill: “My son calls me ’fake news’ when I bother him.”
Pepe vs. the New World Order (artist unknown)
Shia’s flag has been captured; /pol/ sends its regards
Let the commies hit the floor (artist unknown)
MAGA/Pepe: Nothing is Beyond Our Reach (artist unknown)

Giovanni Martelli

Giovanni Martelli is a twenty-something, left-leaning, anti-war/anti- corruption activist, living in Fort Collins, Colorado. She enjoys traveling (her favorite destination being Florence, Italy), collecting and playing unusual string instruments, and studying foreign languages. She wholeheartedly supports President Donald J. Trump in part because of his efforts to make good on his campaign promises, and in part because it deeply annoys her liberal friends. Praise Kek, all day, every day; meme magic is real.

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