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Number 912, March 5, 2017

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TOP KEK: The Best of the Internet, 25 February-04 March 2017
by Giovanni Martelli
Twitter: @GioforPeace (several keks a day) @99luftballons (free-speech platform)

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Hello and welcome once again to Top Kek, your one-stop shop for the best and dumbest of the internet this week! I’m afraid that every day, the ongoing war against the corporate media grows a hair less amusing. This week, we’ll be looking at a couple of the stories behind the MSM “Muh Russians!!1!” smokescreen.
Sargon of Akkad—This Week in Stupid (26/02/2017)
Sargon takes off the gloves. Last week was pretty stupid, but this week, thus far, has been even more so.
President Trump Addresses the Joint Session of Congress
The new president gave an excellent speech to congress and the American people on Tuesday night. Many of the Democrats wore KKK white, ostensibly in support of women’s voting rights (which I wasn’t aware were under threat); they refused to applaud, Nancy Pelosi may or may not have melted, and in their white, they were plainly visible so that all could see their childish behavior.
My discoveries about Sergei Kislyak in WikiLeaks
The Russian Ambassador to the US, Sergei Kislyak (the Russian with whom both General Flynn and AG Sessions spoke during the transition period), was spotted at the Joint Session with his friends, the Democrats. In this blog post, I share my findings about him, including the fact that he is soon to be out of a job.
Trey Gowdy on Fox News
In this brief interview with Fox, NC Rep Gowdy discusses James Comey, the New York Times, and the “Russia investigation,” which is not what it seems.
Jeffrey Epstein Files Secret Legal Papers against Mike Cernovich
Lawyer and prominent Trump supporter Mike Cernovich is attempting to have billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s most recent court documents unsealed (specifically pertaining to an associate of his named Ghislaine Maxwell); on Friday, Cernovich was served with a bizarre and entirely redacted set of papers, against which he will not be able to defend himself in court. Learn more about it on his website.
End Times News Report—#PIZZAGATE ALERT
Jake Morphonios of End Times News Report has been hit with a $5 million suit for his reporting on DC’s elite pedophile ring. The Maccoby family, who are ardent swamp-thing defenders, appear to be rather angry at Morphonios.
The Wall Street Journal—Justice’s Liberal Slush Fund
In this archived article from 2015 (discovered anew on Friday) WSJ discusses a slush fund of DOJ money being funneled into liberal activist groups, including La Raza.
Anonymous—Pastebin of Obama Slush Fund sources
This is only a small list detailing the corruption of the Obama administration, but it includes sources from all over the political spectrum. Bonus: V15, an Obama admin-linked group, appears to be working to unseat Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu.
The Telegraph—"This is McCarthyism!" Donald Trump claims Barack Obama had his "wires tapped" at Trump Tower before he was elected
I try never to link to trash sources, but President Trump’s tweets tell the story here. It appears that the Obama administration had the phones at Trump Tower tapped during the election. This story continues to develop, as of Saturday afternoon.
David Seaman—PIZZAGATE CORE EVIDENCE: In 5 Minutes!
Former Huffington Post contributor David Seaman was fired from his contributorship last year because he wrote articles questioning Hillary Clinton’s health. For the last few months, David has been covering the massive Pizzagate scandal, and in this video he briefly addresses only the most concrete evidence in WikiLeaks and the art owned and displayed by John Podesta and his brother Tony.

And just so you can get a laugh or two out of this bizarre and heavy week, here’s the new, trending Cyanide and Happiness short.
The Waterpark

Thanks for joining me for Top Kek! I’ll see you next week, hopefully with some chuckles and a lot less heavy reading. My deepest gratitude to the Centipede Army of r/The_Donald for keeping a keen eye on corruption and misdeeds.

Giovanni Martelli

Giovanni Martelli is a twenty-something, left-leaning, anti-war/anti-corruption activist, living in Fort Collins, Colorado. She enjoys traveling (her favorite destination being Florence, Italy), collecting and playing unusual string instruments, and studying foreign languages. She wholeheartedly supports President Donald J. Trump in part because of his efforts to make good on his campaign promises, and in part because it deeply annoys her liberal friends. Praise Kek, all day, every day; meme magic is real.

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