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L. Neil Smith's
Number 721, May 19, 2013

"I think we may have reached a point, elected a
President, who _possesses_ no individuality, no
real being of his own, but is made up totally
of the collective. Something like the Borg Queen."

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Inner Peace
by Someone Somewhere

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Special to L. Neil Smith's The Libertarian Enterprise

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs


then You Are Probably

The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual...

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it then

pee on it and walk away.


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