THE LIBERTARIAN ENTERPRISE
Number 624, June 19, 2011
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Children of the Knife
There is one thing socialists don't get, they are thieves. They believe that they are helping the poor, the underprivileged, the victims. They believed they are enlightened and good people, men and women of conscience. They may be all of these things. This does not change the fact that they are thieves. For better or worse their program requires that they seize wealth other people create or control of how that wealth is used, whether or not the creators agree. They claim wealth by force, not because they created it, but because they can beat up or kill the creators. They do not object to slavery, they object that the whip is not in their hand.
Well, this is the time of the Children of the Knife. Swing a whip at us, we will cut the whip. Don't take the hint we will cut you. If it seems we are submitting, we are just biding our time until you and your whip are close enough to cut.
And remember, you need us to have the knives in our hands as tools to create the wealth you would steal.
Original message from "Instructor Too":
Price of gas in France
A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings,
and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such
an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh."
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse
Forwarded by L. Neil Smith
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