Over the next few weeks, Your Mighty Editor and I, your friendly
neighborhood cyberpublisher, are planning a number of themed issues of
The Libertarian Enterprise.
Viruses, Tapeworms, and Trojans, Oh My!
The first issue arises from the fact that my lovely and talented wife
Cathy managed to pick up one of the nastiest computer pathogens I've
ever heard of. It has cost her a month of evenings tinkering and she's
still not entirely sure she's rid of it. Somebody has made her very
This, I can tell you from my own experience, is a mistake.
So for our first themed issue, I'd like to see non-technical
articles and letters on this peculiar phenomenon. Who writes the damn
things and why? In libertarian terms, precisely what ethical breach
are they guilty of? What is an appropriate way to deal with such
I wish it were possible to rewrite their nasty little pets so that
they'd crawl back home somehow and utterly destroy their creators'
But that's just me.
Get a rope.
Airport Crimes Against the Constitution
Having just heard about a wonderful new color-coding system that
the Transportation Slavery Administration is trying out on their
cattle in Salt Lake City and Denver (one wonders why they don't just
tattoo numbers on the forearms of frequent flyers), I think a themed
issue that could be called "Free America's Airports" is more than
Enough is enough. It isn't bad enough that 99 percent of American
history is a lie, everything most people believe about 9/11 and the
years after is false, especially the potential role of armed airline
Anybody with an IQ larger than his shoe size knows that a single
individual on each plane armed with a .22 pistol or revolver would
have put an immediate end to the 9/11 hijackings before they ever
began. Anybody with more sense than an eggplant understands that the
"security" measures being imposed today are a dirty and destructive
Please send us your articles and letters about radically reforming
airline travel in America. If you've read my novels The Probability
Broach or The Venus Belt, you'll know exactly what I mean. If you
have ideas on boycotting the airlines or on any other way to end the
fascist airport farce, we want to see themand show them to the
My Little Pony
That's what I'm going to call my contribution to our third themed
issueit'll be more fun than the other twowhat's your favorite
I'm primarily a handgun guya handgun, after all, is the weapon
that you actually have with you when you need itand that's what
I'd like to see the most of in this issue, although I won't rule out
rifles and shotguns altogether. Tell us what you like about yours,
what you don't like about it, regale us with any adventures you may
have had with itprovided the statute of limitations has run out.
If you have a photo, we'll try to run some of those, too. I personally
find that the best way to photograph most handguns is on a flatbed
Please send what you produce to Ken Holder (email@example.com)
and be sure to copy our new copy editor, the also lovely and talented
Curt Howland (Howland@Priss.com). You know, it'll be kind of like a
I'm looking forward to it!
L. Neil Smith, Publisher
The Libertarian Enterprise
Well, gee, what can I say after that? Just this: we are a Reader
Supported publication, so please, Dear Reader, give us some support:
Every little bit helps!