Courtesy of Dave Holle
Peculiar to The Libertarian Enterprise
Bill & Hillary had Al and Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White
House. In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the
bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back.
They finished dinner and left. On the way home, Al turned to
Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has got a solid-gold urinal in his
bathroom? How can we tell the American people we are serious about
cutting the budget when the President has a solid-gold urinal?"
Tipper said, "There must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary when
we get home and find out."
They got home and she called Hillary and said, "Is it true that
Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?"
Hillary put her hand over the receiver and said, "Bill! I found
out who peed in your saxophone!"
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